luwha:

wizardofgrace:

luwha:

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

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garlend:

lotshusband:

lotshusband:

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

Thank you for your work soldier 🫡

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hawkeabelas:

while kissing my cat’s little head: you’re a problem *smooch* you’re a terror *smooch* you’re a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

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gammelgaedda:

cock

balls even

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pointless-achievements:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

This is better than I’d ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

This is getting notes again so I will admit that “rat gun” was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be “ray gun.”

But it’ll always be a rat gun to me.

Achievement Unlocked:

Locked and Rodent

Acquire the Rat Gun

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action-exclamation:

machine-saint:

whispering “fentanyl” under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

ALT

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Anonymous asked: I'm hetero but I have a tendency to fetishize gay male characters sometimes and I hate it. I know it's a sin, but also even the gay community would be mad at me for fettishizing them. It's like a lose, lose situation on every side. Pray for me if you have a moment. ♡

kawaiite-mage:

thisonequack:

hello-jericho:

john15-10:

You know I remember a moment I held Shiro (from Voltron) at an idol position.

I would draw him, I would read fan fictions on him, lots of other things… *ahem*

Anyways, when I came stronger in my faith I told God I’d choose him over Shiro if I had to.

And guess what. God put me to the test.

Shiro came out as gay and I was DEVASTATED. But I knew I had to let it go. I couldn’t worship sin. I couldn’t accept him, I had to let him go.

So I chose God over Shiro.

Here’s the thing; interests come and go, they’ll change overtime, but God will always stay the same. He’ll always be there.

Gods worth it!

bulkhummus:

bulkhummus:

tummy hurt

both reasonable

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alex-and-a-camera:

hextina:

gaystation4:

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pissvortex:

pissvortex:

i always forget obama has a brother who really fucking hates him until he does stuff like this

i’m sorry but what was the alternative here, did you think Obama’s estranged older brother was reclaiming the f slur or something

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axziom13:

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clatterbane:

a-list-of-moods:

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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fillianore:

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

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official-boob-posts:

mia-down-under:

official boob post

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